So two friends are talking about their first sexual experience. The first friend confesses in hushed tones that he lost his virginity in the open air.

“What was it like?” gasped the other friend.

“It was terrible. We were in the throes of passion and I was really enjoying myself. Then I looked up and her mother was there…” the first man explains.

“What did she say?” asked the friend incredulously…


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