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The Silence of the Lambs...
The Tragedy of Iggle Piggle
TRTS
TRTS - Bass Solo Mix
Jump, They Say
The Ministry of Rock
SVL - The Video
100 Miles from Home Blues
Seville Remixed!
EchoNet
Pollo Loco
Happy 1st Birthday Little V
Nicely Sliced
Feels so unnatural, Peter Gabriel too
Here come the waterworks...
It was 20 years ago today...
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Vampire Weekend - A-Punk
Textures [Surround Sound Mix]
Recent Reviews
Deep Joy Riff
Olympic-Sized Joke
A Glitch in the Matrix
Seville: The Video
Sliced and Diced
The Blizzard of Mr Oz
Playing With Yourself
Stupidly Insecure
Gay Hands
Well Hush My Mouth, White Denim
Prog Sunday
Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal
The Return of Bergerac
Another Audio Folly: Surround Sound Mixing
Father's Day
Murderous Times
New Favourite Pop Music Video
Here Comes the Future - Jamendo Player
The Future has Arrived...
Here Comes the Future [2008]
Don't You Just Hate It...
1234
Heavy Splash
Good news, everybody!
Disaster Looms Around Every Corner
Green Nacre
Sixteen Measures
The Sun Even Shines
Supererogatory Showdown
Electric Friends 2
Super Duper
Bad Blood
Feeding Verity
Are Friends Electric?
Happy Birthday to You All
Barry Morse R.I.P.
Jeremy Beadle R.I.P.
Looking for "The New Sound"
Picture Box
Exposure
Have some more 'Grass
Return of the 'Grass
Riding the Scree
Let It Come Down
Silent Night
Tony Levin - Speedbump
Feedback to Yoli Moli
Yoli Moli [Rough Mix]
Wired for Sound
My New Favourite Video
Like a dog with two dicks...
The End of Studio Lock
Little Verity - A Lyric
Verity Grace Lock
Fashionably Late
D-Day
Talking Pregnancy
Another record broken...
Apple to Pie
The Diamond Hard Blue Apples of the Moon
Hot A-Level Action
Mr Fox In High-Def
Crossroads
BassWalk = Some Men
BassWalk Demo
Spot the Difference
Balls = Stand Up and Be Counted
RIP Yakety Sax
Balls
Personal Best
Seeqpod
Soundscape Soup
PayPlay
For the love of Bergerac
Captain Beefheart's Ten Commandments For Guitarists
Stump
You're Hired!
Alex the Bastard
The Great Dulux Robbery
Bob Back from the Grave
What we did on our holidays...
How to sell your home in twelve days
Repeat Offender
Sold!
It's a baby!
Best Laid Plans
Proverb of the day
Hawking Aloft
Baby Spiders
May I?
Happy Birthday Alec!
Dancing Boris
It was 25 years ago today...
Tubular Sells
Lights on the Hill
Thou Shalt Always Kill...
Life on Mars & Zombies
You will be nice...
In the Sun
Sick, sick, sick...
Do I really look like them?
Keeping It Local
The Return of Nookie Bear (Again)
Charles Has a Licking Problem
26-03-07 Improvisation
Plans, Plans, Plans
Here Comes the Future - The Lyric
Here Comes the Future
Who Shot Jr?
Toss of the Coin
Mission Quite Possible
Pain't That Unusual
I'm Melting
A Humbling Experience
The Next Generation
When Improvs Go Bad...
Same Old, Same Old
How Much?
Old Man Lock
Halfway there...
Limited Edition
Futility and Injustice
Scumbags
Life on Paws
Rejiggery Pokery
Feedback to Commentary
Where's Da Juice?
Breaking the Law
The Engineer Cometh (Again)
The End of the World
Big In France
Moan, moan, moan...AGAIN!
Where Did It All Go?
The Loneliest Christmas Tree
Merry Christmas 2006!
Feedback and Presents
Hip To Be Square
I'm The Face
Keeping Interested
Listen Till Your Ears Bleed...
The Man With No Trousers
Vote, Vote, Vote for Darren Lock
Dog Day Afternoon
Helpful People Are a Nuisance 2
Helpful People Are a Nuisance...
Son of the Devil
Out and About
B-Day and the In-Laws
The Wicker Man
Keeping It Clean
27-10-06 "C" Improvisation
Kind Words and Scary Mouse
24-10-06 Improvisation
A Good One
One Day At A Time...
Sunset, Evil Mushroom and Bad Music
Getting On My Soapbox
Mushroom Season 2006
Under the Cloud
Faster Than a Speeding Bullet (well, not really)
11-10-06 "D" Improvisation Audio
11-10-06 "D" Improvisation
I'm Out of a Job
End of an Era
White & Nerdy
An Inconvenient Truth
24-09-06 Improvisation
Disturbing Toys
The Incorrect Use of Studio Equipment 2
Muted Flutes
Mirrors
Sleeve to Achieve
Don't Hassle the Hoff
Making It All Up
Stiff...Stiff...Stiff...
Cutting the Rug
A Grand Day Out
Sir, You Are a Cult
31-08-06 Improvisation (Stereo)
31-08-06 Improvisation
Road to Nowhere
Part of the Process
The Ox
Idiots Begat Idiots
Into the Breach
The Return of David Brent
Someone's Trying to Poison Me
500th
The Incorrect Use of Studio Equipment
16-08-06 Soundscape
So Fucking Predictable
The Old Days
Just Another Persecution Dream
25 Years of the PC
C*NTS!
Different Life Dream
Across The Lake
Noodly Doodles
The Final Lap
Singing a Song is Easy
Age of Communication
I Don't Want to Be Found
Why do things have to be so complicated?
Everybody Needs Good Neighbours
The Death of Popular Culture
Pissing in the Wind
New Toy, New Tune, New Debt
Too Hot - Went Stiff
The Clock Keeps Ticking...Again
The Inevitability
How!
Crimson Links
Bottle Rockets and Tax Bills
The Parrot's Died
Syd Barrett Dies Aged 60
Soundscape Fever
Return of the Idiot
Two Down, Two to Go
Saint Darren
Anniversary & A Found Wallet
Is This How It Was?
WTF?
Scam the Scammer
More Free Music
Death and Birth
One Down, Four to Go
Return of the Thing-Ummi-Jig
The End is Nigh!
Save Me (Again)
Jaded and cynical
In the Loop
Victim of Popularity
Shoot-Out at the Bathroom Factory
New Talent = No Talent
The Engineer Cometh
Bad Connection
Unhappy ending...
I Don't Want to Stop
Slow Music
Nostalgia Master
Dead Frog, Tests & Generosity
Defender of the realm
In the beginning
Don't say I never give you anything
Life...don't talk to me about life
The Apprentice: The Finale
Home to Nest - Give it a Rest!
Apples and Endings
Faster, Faster, Kill Phone Bill
Dreams and Ends
A dirty job
The Final Hurdle
The BNP Vs The League of Gentlemen
Bush-whacked!
Me and Sarah Jane
I feel violated
Bad dreams, Bad Knees and a Found Harmonium
Faffing About, Synchronicity and Charm
In the Sun & Doctor Who
King Crimson - Level Five
Found a penny
Dark Humour
Tower of Tater
Dr Who & Stupid Barclaycard
Easter, Tunes & Lottery Win
Just Say No!
Pyramid PayPal Scams and David Gilmour
Baptism and Babblism
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Tales of Woe and Misery no. 475
60 Minutes of Pure Excitement
Return of the Fish Tank
Me and Uncle Don
What's the back of the knee called?
You can't argue with an idiot...
King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime
Guts and groomers and the year 2080
Vet to the Bridge
Broken computer & broken window
Headline of the Year
Smash, crush, destroy!
Whimpers and cries in the night
Alex's War Wounds
Down but not out...yet
Dog Bites Dog, Man Bites Man
More Spam and Mojo
Lazy Spam, Balls & Heartbeats
Poor little bird
RE:START
Ambient Muzak Auto-pilot Turkey
Another jingle played
Fanny on a Grammy
The Joys of Tuning
D-Link & Iain Lee Jingles
There's no money for you
Radio Lock
Land of running noses
Snot me, sir...
Linda Smith R.I.P.
Good news day
Halfway there...
Dribble, drool, dribble
Would you Adam & Eve It?
Crime and punishment
What's the story, Jackanory?
Spooky synchronicity
Top 20 Search Strings for Jan 2006
A Little Bit of Politics
Shatner Does Se7en
Man of god, bit of a sod
More eBay sales
RB is a cunt
Get in the queue
King of the idiots
Found a stick, lost a stick
Where's the money gone?
Whale in the Thames
The sky was on fire
Everything must go
An awful lot of crap
Sad, sad, sad
Put your back into it
Sleepless
Give till it hurts
Just another day
Last day of the year...again
There's no business like snow business
Boxing Day
Miseltoe and Whine
I love Xmas!
Very 'Eavy, Very 'Umble
Never mind the quality, feel the width...
It IS Christmas
The Return of Mr Straight
You can tell Xmas is here...
Slow Dive
Panto season
Pushing the envelope
Communication breakdown
Forgot the music
No concessions
Top 10 search strings for November 2005
Always on the upside
Landed on my arse
The come down
The beginning of the end
He's a biter
Dog soup
Improve your length...or your money back!
Don't do anything good
Godin, Glasses and Caplin
Bottom of the glass(es)
Crystal clear
Chinese Whispers
Full of shit
The sky paints a picture
The first finish line
No self control
Sonic Attack
The beginning of the end
What's in the pot?
Day Out
Wet and Windy
Top 20 Search Strings for October 2005
That's the spirit
The Wonderful World of Mushrooms
One of those days
Sunset Over Loughton
TV means nothing
For Rent
Indian Summer
In the loop
Depression Dream
Mr Ralph Idoko has been in touch
Curse of the Shredder
Bad Hair Day
Quicker than the heron
Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon
Random Blocks
Mindawn Music Release
Forever Autumn used as incidental music
Podcast on iTunes, I get entry on All Music Guide
A Grand Day Out
Malcolm Xerxes is dead
Stop me if you've heard this one...
Here's one I made earlier
Thank you very much, ma'am
Everybody Dance Now!
Mrs Vero Koumba Needs Our Help!
My Life on the Internet, Part Two
Thing-ummi-Jig used as incidental music
Monkey Dancer
My Life on the Internet, Part One
How do you annoy a drummer?
Down, Down, Deeper and Down
Down, Down, Deeper and Down
Video Killed the Blah Blah Blah
The Ship of the Imagination
R.I.P. Stevie the Dog
Thing-ummi-Jig
Fruit Cakes and Kilbrameth
Top 20 Search Strings for September 2005
A little sample
Weekend Traffic
Intelligent Beermats
Here's Johnny!
Lemon Watch: UPDATE
Remix the Sound of Lock
The Wicker Cock
Booze is the answer
Made me laugh...
I should get paid more money for that...
Winter draws on... (or Winter drawers on!)
Wild birds and swollen paws
The trick is to put one word in front of the other...
Gee Pluto
Rings and things
Death in the garden
Doubt is a killer
Blow My Own Trumpet
"Feel Good Inc" for Sony PSP
There's been a lot of clever buggers
PSP launch a "success"
Lemon Watch 1
It was seventeen years ago today...
Three Little Birds
Emperor's New Clothes
Lock the Cottage Industry
Top 20 Search Strings for August 2005
Booze, PSP and Twitchy Eye
Fork Handles (Four Candles)
Car Crash and Sore Fingers
Wet 'n' Windy
Google Earth is Great
Puce is the new purple
Beastly Behaviour
Top Searches for July 2005
Down in the Dump
I Love Reality TV
Send Him to Old Sparky
Us and Them
The Hubble Crusher
More Sub-Nazi Propaganda
Gone in a Flash
Bye Bye Black Beauty
Me and Warren
Ghost Rider
Words of Encouragement
Ant Attack
No Surprises
Attack on Freedom
Up and Down
Top Search Strings for June 2005
Seven-Year Itch
Pimp My Ride = Complete Spanner
Glastonbury Sucks Big Hairy Nuts
Going Solo
The Weekend
Sex With The Sofa
I'm The Emperor, Baby
Quote Me Unhappy
Which One's Pink?
Here is Da Nudes
No Extension
What You Got?
Pigs Might Fly
Another Day at Home
St Bob Fatigue
Rubber-Banned
Puss-Filled Cavities
Old Tracks for New
Got the Lurgy
League of Incredibly Unfunny Gentlemen
Top 20 Searches for May 2005
Grow Up, Big Boy
Ain't She a Beauty?
Sucky-Sucky Dyson Lucky
Low Stocks
Beware of the Prog
Shhh...It's a Secret
A Doctor a Day Keeps the Apple Away
Guts Ache, No Tortoise & Bruford
Cramped Up
Oh Boyo...
More Jetlag and Porcupine Tree
Even More Star Wars
Coincidence Is Your Friend
Jet-Lagged and Tix
Back in Vegas: This Time It's Personal
VDGG For Tea
A Slight Democracy
Too Much Excitement
You're Hired!
It Hurtses, It Hurtses!
Return of Mobile Phone Big Mouth Man
Another Sell-Out
Eastern Pipes
Vote, Vote, Vote!
Getting It On...
You've Been Googled
He's A Biter
eBay Garbage Sale
Gentlemen's Excuse Me
Stupid Internet
Senaca Video
Tax Man & Tortoise Tix
Taxman
Who's the fellow in the big hat, Ted?
New Little Person to See
Out To Mothercare
Cold and Colder
Alan Vs Nookie
One of Those Days
Sci-Fi Bonanza
Geek Alert
Shatner's Rocket Man
It Should Be Illegal!
Get Shorty...Again
Mini-Mac
Cheapo CDs
12-String Dream
The Little Lemon
New Fridge, New Danger
Alone Again (In the Lap of Luxury)
Yet Another Vacuum Cleaner
Hello New Year
Goodbye to All That
Tosser & Cunt
Terrible End to the Year
Merry Xmas 2004
Cold Turkey
Like My Bush
Get Shorty
For Sale
God On My Side...Not!
Passed out
Turned Corner
Turn The Air Blue
Stay With You
You Knows It, Clart!
Site Reboot: Welcome Again
Do You Feel It?
You Are Doing It All Wrong
Mr Straight
Winter drawers on...
The Politics of Fear
Jetlag & Booty
Back In Hollywoodland - Onto Irvine
Fender Bender
The Editor With an Arse for a Head
Pester Power Works: Fact!
Love Me, Love My Dog...Twice Nightly...(YUCK!)
Back from the Dead