You are allowed to enjoy this…

Daniel Hoffmeister-Thrill asked:

I take it no more Debden based madness for you now?

What is this Debden of which you speak. It seems like a lifetime ago, a world away. My ex-corner of the Universe is now a barren worksite – all mud and bricks. The tree marking Chez Lock, cut down and removed. They call it progress, I call it man’s folly.
But where am I now? I am living on a main road in a village about one hour forty-five minutes from that there London. There is an airport approximate one minute’s drive away that claims to be an international airport, but I can’t see it myself. The nearest city is a mere three miles away and is one of England’s historical centres. I kind of regret leaving Loughton because the majority of people around here are a bit, ahem, simple. But that’s what happens when you move to a small village – we’ve swapped one lot of inbreds in Debden for another lot.
The best bit is getting up at five in the morning and lugging bales of newspapers into the shop in all weathers. If this doesn’t make me a man, I don’t know what will. I’m still poor and we are still struggling, but at least my working-class heart beats out a proper day’s work and so I sleep with contentment, too tired to worry about how we are going to pay the bills. Bliss…

So let’s not beat about the bush. Christmas is a miserable time. So much pressure to have a good time, to buy the right presents, to spend lots of money, to make sure that everyone is well fed, etc. There’s so much emphasis on Christmas that I believe that this somehow increases the statistical chances of something going wrong. In our case, not only are we running a busy shop, but my mother got taken ill on Christmas Eve. Thinking it was just a cold, she got an emergency appointment at the village health centre and go prescribed steroids and antibiotics. The pills failed to work and she took to her bed, missing out on the Christmas dinner I had cooked for her on the big day.
There was no improvement Boxing Day and so on 27th we called for the doctor again, who visited the house and said: “You are going to hospital”. And so an ambulance arrived a couple of hours later and mother was taken away, delirious and gasping for oxygen. A couple of hours later I received a call from the hospital asking for the next of kin. I’d been this place before and so I naturally thought that her time had come and emotionally prepared myself for the worst.
Thankfully, she wasn’t dead but hooked up to a ventilator and heavily sedated. The nurses couldn’t (or wouldn’t) comment on her condition and so it was a stressful 24 hours. Days later, she has pulled through and is well enough to come out of the Critical Care Unit and be put on a regular ward. Meanwhile, we were a worker down in the shop and so myself and The Missus had to make up for my missing mother, who is frankly the key to the operation, as she gives us breathing space to do things like look after baby Verity, go to the bank and other business related stuff.
So we opened Boxing Day and New Year’s Day and we did it. Myself and The Missus pulled it off on our own (with some help, of course, from our regular morning worker). So I sit here slightly frazzled thinking that a whole new year extends before me and that this time next year I will be even more exhausted. So be it. That’s the forfeit of an honest day’s work.

I’ve not posted any music videos on here for a while, so here’s Tony “King of the Bottom End” Levin with this quirky little number.

Good job George Michael didn’t wander into that particular restroom, eh?

One of the things life has taught me is to never look back. Keep moving forwards and if you do need to look over your shoulder to remember things that have past, make it a brief glimpse. Looking back always makes me feel a little miserable – I don’t know why, it just does. With the recent move (wow was it really September?), I’ve done my best to ignore the good memories of Brady Avenue and our sweet little house and focus on the stonking huge place I have now, which I dispise because it doesn’t particularly feel like a home – that’s because it is has a dual function. Anyhoo, a little birdy told me that the person who bought our old place has turned it into a building site and has been busy ripping the guts out of it. That was to be expected because it seems that with the advent of all these property development shows on the TV, everyone wants to make a quick buck and the easiest way of doing this is to invest in property and “modernise”.
I knew this would happen with my old place, but it is the little things that cause a pang of regret and sorrow. Like I knew that the tree that had stood in the front garden, the one that had been planted when the house was originally built and had lived a mighty 50+ years – the only tree left in the road – the tree that was “protected” by a restrictive covenent on the deeds to our home – has been cut down. I always get sad when trees are cut down for no real reason other than them being an incovenience. I knew it would happen with the one at Brady Avenue, but I was hoping that the restrictive covenent would some how protect said tree. Nope.
Anyway, from what I’ve heard from my contact back in the old country, it sounds as if Mr K is doing exactly what I thought he would do and put a couple of driveways into both our old properties. One of the bugbears of living at Brady was that despite owning two properties there and only having one modest motor vehicle for transport, it was getting increasingly difficult to park in our own road. Parking problems is something you associate with central London but we were beginning to experience it as most families have more than one car and these small roads just cannot support that amount of vehicles. Also, some folks seemed to be attracted to our road, park up and walk to their homes around the corner. Anway, to stop babbling, on more than one occasion The Missus was forced to park in the next road or two roads away.
With two driveways being installed down that little road, it will create parking chaos and, if anything, that shall be my legacy of moving away. You see, people are predictable and it was obvious that anyone buying our old properties would see parking was a premium and that a private driveway would be the way to go. I bet all those people who used to park down that road with their multiple vehicles are cursing us for moving on, but that’s progress for you.
(This entry was written whilst waiting for a large application to download via the Internet)

This is my current desktop background at the moment. Oh my god, I’ve turned into a soppy parent! Arrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!! Is there no hope for me?

Mind you, little Verity is cute as a button, isn’t she?