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Intelfax R.I.P.

I am wearing my black armband today because I am in mourning. Why? Don’t worry, no-one has died. For five years, between 1995 and 2000, I worked for a company called Intelfax who specialised in teletext. For those of you outside the UK, teletext is a means of transmitting data via a TV set – you could almost call it a non-linear, non-interactive version of the Internet (but not as pretty).

Anyway, I used to look after the regional teletext services for a couple of regional TV stations and this was a daily, thankless job of making sure TV listings were correct and writing synopses of TV programmes. When it was busy, it was hard work because teletext is meant to be instantaneous and when a TV host says “And for more details, check out teletext page 6xx” the information had to be there for people to access.

Anyway, I digress. Last night, for the first time in about 9 months, I checked the regional teletext service to see what films were on TV and it wasn’t there. There was just a message to say it had been discontinued. 🙁
So that’s why I am in mourning.

For an irreverent peek at what I used to do, check out this website.

I used to look after the Carlton, LWT and GMTV services…and the mistakes lampooned were all done when I was on holiday, honest! 🙂 It’s good because even though the services are gone, my work and page designs (yes, I did the little graphics and logos on those pages) still live on in cyberspace. Hurrah!

Cheap CDs = Huzzah!

More cheap CDs from the local Sainsburys bought by The Missus:
Suede: The Singles
I should have gotten into Suede at the time, but I prefered the off-centre stylings of Pulp over the sub-Bowie gloss of Brett Anderson and Suede. Suede are OK – but they never really pushed themselves. They got stuck in an incredibly boring verse, chorus, verse song structure Hell.
The Kings of Leon: Youth and Young Manhood
I like simple three chord, balls out, hairy rock and roll like this. 😀 I would like to be in a band like this but my hair fell out and my balls aren’t that pretty.
Peter Gabriel: Hit
OK – I’ve heard all this before, but The Missus picked this up so she could listen to it in the car on the way to work. My record collection is your record collection. This means Adam Ant and the Pet Shop Boys sit next to Van der Graaf Generator and King Crimson.

The Jelly is Lemon

The first review of the new Lemon Jelly album ’64-’95 has appeared here. I am really looking forward to this record and the review is comforting and hasn’t dampened my ardour.

It Should Be Illegal!

If you can’t do it in your own home, where can you do it?
Leicester couple charged with outraging public decency
We live in a strange time. If the same couple had been out “dogging” at the local beauty spot or the male of the couple had been down to the local public toilet for a spot of cottaging, not a hair would be turned and they wouldn’t be in court.
I think the parents who complained about the couple missed a valuable opportunity. They should have pointed at the window and said to their children, “Look, look. That’s where babies come from.” It certainly would have saved the embarrassment of explaining how a bird mounts a bee.
Oh well, I shan’t be dancing around the front room naked to “Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep” anymore just in case I get felt up by the rozzers. 🙂

Get Shorty…Again

The new Dr Who TV series comes up a bit short.

Mini-Mac

A £339 Apple Mac. About bloody time, I say!
http://www.apple.com/macmini/
I am not a fan of Apple Macs per se (the users are mostly zealots IMHO – a bit like vegetarians) and my biggest issue was always the price. Why spend three times the money on a Mac when you can get a PC to do exactly the same job? I would argue. Now with the success of the iPod it seems that Steve Jobs finally has grasped the concept that if you price your products right you will get more sales. If only he had figured that out ten years ago, I would probably be typing this out on a Mac. Too bad.

Cheapo CDs

There was a sale at our local supermarket and they had a load of CDs reduced to clear. So for less than £15, The Missus picked up the following items for me and I am currently working my way through them:
Laurie Anderson – Home of the Brave (I completely forgot that I didn’t have this one)
Lou Red – NYC Man
Tenacious D – S/T
Zwan – Mary Star of the Sea