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US Office = Win?

I was a fan of the BBC’s “The Office” and so I am quite looking forward to seeing the US interpretation of that sitcom. The premiere airs in America tomorrow and I am sure that I can download the episodes by various nefarious means.

In the meantime, pay a visit to “The Office” website and look at the many different video clips. I know it is too early to say, but I think they have nailed it with this guy. He is David Brent turned up to 11. 🙂

The Loud Track

Finished another track for “Fragments” – it’s called “The Loud Track” and it sounds like this:

And here are some “before & after” pictures of Alex the Wonderdog.
Before

After

And the “Loaf of the Day” is a standard white loaf baked in the bread maker by yours truly:

Twat with Mobile Phone Story

It was another beautiful day yesterday and so we decided to spend the afternoon sitting outside our local pub. We were having something to eat with our pint, when a young fellow stood just a couple of feet away and began to have the loudest mobile phone conversation with his pal. This conversation lasted about half an hour and during it we found out that he’d taken the last week off ill from work, spent this time buying a new bike for £1000 to replace the last one that got stolen. He was surprised that his insurance paid out so handsomely and he was very proud of his £1000 bike, so much so that he kept staring at the bike and mentioning to his friend just how nice and expensive it was.

Now I find mobile phones an irritant at the best of times, but when you are trying to enjoy an afternoon in the sun, eating and drinking and generally chilling, you don’t seem some oik to come along and share his coversation with you. And this guy was REALLY loud. He just wanted to show off and inform everyone of his own self-importance.

Anyway, the Missus came back with the next round and then turn to the fellow and asked him if he could take his phone conversation elsewhere. He promptly told her to “fuck off!” (nice fellow) and a little spat insued. I intervened and told him that I had no interest in hearing about his life and that he should conduct his conversation a little quieter. Much eye contact happened and I stared the guy down. He continued his phone conversation but at a much more reasonable level and we moved tables to get away from him. He spent over an hour on his phone talking about nothing in particular. I guess this is symptomatic of our “always-available” culture.

Man, I hate mobile phones! 🙂

Blue Skies

The weather was absolutely amazing today. Blue skies, sunshine and warmth. The plants are budding, the insects are buzzing and I had to shed my winter coat when I took Alex the Wonderdog for a walk. Luckily, he went to the dog groomers last Friday and now looks like a shawn sheep. 🙂

Dave Allen R.I.P.

One of the treats I was allowed as a youngster was to stay up late and watch the comedian Dave Allen whenever I stayed with my grandparents. They didn’t mind his bad language and I love the way he pointed out life’s hypocrises and made fun of EVERYONE. I think some of that attitude must have rubbed off. So I was sad to hear that Mr Allen had passed away.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4340115.stm
I hope the BBC and ITV do him justice and put on a tribute show of some kind. Wherever you are Dave, may your god go with you. 😉

Cottage Pie + Mobile Phone Phun

You see, I’ve got this new mobile phone and it has a little camera in it. This means that I can document every moment of my life in a series of blurry, low-resolution images. Take last night, for example. I cooked Cottage Pie:

It was very tasty and this was the result:

Gee – ain’t this a lotta fun?

Loaf of the Day

Today, I present a new strand to the website. Yes, folks – I present “Loaf of the Day”. Thanks to the breadmaker we received as a Xmas present, I will be occasionally posting pictures of loaves that I have baked.

Today’s “Loaf of the Day” is a granary loaf:

In the post: My replacement laptop battery all the way from Deutschland. Viva la eBay!