Category: Diary


I think it’s a comedy…

I know it is a terrible habit to Google oneself. In fact, to Google oneself sounds as if it is a euphemism for shaking hand’s with the wife’s best friend or wrestling with the one-eyed trouser snake, but I digress. In between searching for hardcore dwarf porn and giving my life saving’s to Nigerian scammers, I often find my music being used by all sorts of people for all sorts of purposes.
This following clip, I think, is a comedy sketch. The reason I am unsure is that it is in Italian and I don’t speak Italian apart from bonjourno and ciao, etc. so one must assume it is funny. Mind you, the product featured in the sketch does actually exist. You can buy alarm clocks that whizz around the room like that.
Anyhow, they have used my track “Loops and Scales” as the soundtrack to the “advert”. I think it’s cool. I also think it is another great example of how the net can help us cross pollinate our arts to create wonderful new things…like this!

Meanwhile, in the village, the rumour mill is nine months too late…ha ha ha ha!

Now with added larynx…

This is more like the flipside to “Give It To You”. It’s one thing to give something away willingly than to have someone come along and take something from you. One thing I’ve learnt over the past couple of years is that there are plenty of people out there who will fuck you over for the sake of a penny. That’s what this song is about. It’s about those petty-minded simplefolk who are just rotten to their fucking core. The one’s who spend their whole life making a game of fucking people over. You know who you are. I know who you are. The thing is that I am not slave to money, you are. So fuck you, slave. I am free.
As we have young kiddiwinks in the house, I have adopted a new style of singing (if it can be called singing). It’s more lips pressed against the mike and plenty of articulation rather than the process of expelling air from my lungs. Volume is a minimum and then maximised in the recording software using plenty of EQ and gain. I hate my voice. I think it sucks. I am still of the belief that guitarists should keep their traps shut and play their fucking guitars. But sometimes you build up a body of lyrics that need to be articulated. And this is that time. So I apologise for offending your sensibilities. This glitch in the matrix will be momentary. Normal service will be resumed once the new collection of recordings is finished. Title of the new album is: “The Luckiest Man in the World”.
Here are the words to this little ditty so you can sing-along in the bouncy ball stylee…

Never Enough
The arrogance and ignorance
Means its never enough
To steal what is mine
And lie to my face
When confronted
Act like a mistake
The greed is one thing
But the games you play
And the things you say
Are beyond the pale
Didn’t you think
I could work it all out
It’s never enough
Never enough
I could give you everything I have
And you’d smile at me and extend a hand
Because it’s never enough
Never enough
You could take everything I own
And still be hungry and want more
Because it’s never enough
Never enough
Never enough
Never enough
You know the price of everything, but the value of nothing
And while you do your best to amass your pile
The more you need, the more you want
And money can buy you love and influence and power
But remember that the wages of sin is death

The learning curve gets steeper
As the malevolence gets deeper
But this is an education
You can’t afford to buy
The thing is I can always change
But you will always stay the same
Like a book left open at the same old page
It’s never enough
Never enough
I could give you everything I have
And you’d pretend that you could be a friend
Because it’s never enough
Never enough
You could take everything I own
But you’d still leave the knife sticking out my back
Because it’s never enough
Never enough
Never enough
Never enough
Every man, woman and child has their price
From a million pounds to a bar of chocolate
In this world it appears anyone can be bought
By while you have to take the things I’ve earned
I transcend the need to worship at the shrine of the false idol: money

Never Enough



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Never Enough [Instrumental Mix]

This is the bedding track for a song with words called “Never Enough”. The lyric concerns greed and the age-old fact that the more money you want the more money you need. So many people chase the dollar and find themselves corrupted by their need for cold, hard cash. But more so, it is about those people who will stab you in the back for the chance to screw you out of a pound.
The interesting thing about this track is that it is the first time I’ve used the Superior Drummer 2.0 software I purchased a month or so ago in order to generate the drum track. In the past, I’ve programmed the drums myself using a Boss DR880, but this new software allows me to drag and drop pre-rendered midifiles onto a grid and come up with realistic sounding drumparts on the fly. So yes, it is another way for me to cheat – so no more crappy drum programming for me, perhaps? No, I still love my DR-880 and it is good to get your hands dirty.

Never Enough [Instrumental Mix]



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The Muppet Wicker Man

The original Wicker Man movies is one of my all-time faves up there with 2001, Superman, Confessions of a Pop Performer and Xanadu. But someone has created a rather disturbing spin on an already disturbing story…beholden, dear reader, beholden…

Every Word I Say to You Today Will Be a Lie


This is a video from some chubby lad called Paul Hawkins and his band The Awkward Silences. I am not sure why I like because both the song and the video are a little rough, but I guess it captures the awkward fizzing energy of younger people who think they are right.
Of course, I also like the Reggie Perrie theme running through the video and it has the same kind of appeal as The Fall or The Wedding Present, so I am beginning to understand why I’s likes it.

Double the goodness…


Tom Jones and Faith No More in the same room, at the same time…
It doesn’t get any better than this, surely?

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Ambient Light

I was completely unaware of the Philips range of AmBX environmental lighting available for the home PC, until I received an email from eBuyer telling me they were selling these units for £25 (plus two top games). They were previously £130 and I love a bargain. I am not sure if these are a great piece of kit or a waste of technology. I must admit that the lights do appear to reduce eyestrain when using the screen for long periods.
However, they are quite hypnotic and when used in conjunction with a movie (the lights match the colour action of the screen) it really does draw the eye into the movie. You see this kind of thing in high-end home cinema kits, but for £25 it is a good bit of fun.
Another reason I bought it was I wanted to impress Verity. One of the roles of fatherhood is being a sort of shamanistic wizard figure who can conjure lights and stars with his bare hands. A while ago I bought one of those laser planetarium thingies to impress her and now Verity demands she sees the stars before she goes to bed. Of course, she was very impressed by the flashing lights…

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