Took Alex the Wonderdog to his new vet today. A new strategy is to be adopted to tackle his genetic skin allergy. They might call it “Westie Skin” but I call it an expensive vet’s bill.
Talking of dogs, a year or so ago, whilst out walking Alex the Wonderdog, we encountered a man walking two large Alsations. This man lives a few streets away from us and has no control over his dogs. So we are on the other side of the street and the two dogs head over in our direction.
“Tosser, Cunt!” the guy screams. He repeats this until the dogs take notice and return to him.
“I wonder which of us is the tosser and which is the cunt?” I ask The Missus.
“You are the tosser and I am the cunt,” she replied and we both had a good laugh about it.
Today, as we returned from the vet, we saw the two dogs being walked again by the green next to our house. A young couple were walking them (we presume that these are relatives of the owner). As we take Alex inside, we can hear the girl shouting “Come here, Tosser.” And so we finally discover that “Tosser” and “Cunt” are the names of the two dogs. Jeez, it really is a measure of the mentality of the man, isn’t it?
Meanwhile, experts believe that no animals were killed through the recent Tsunami disaster in Asia. They believe that this is proof that animals have an inherent “sixth sense”. More here.

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