So it was the local council elections yesterday and our ward was fielding a BNP candidate. In order for us to dislodge this fascist party from our locale it was obvious that some tactical voting was in order, so we voted for our local independent candidate. Unfortunately, the BNP candidate won by four lousy, stinking votes. We tried and we failed. The idiots of Loughton won again.
Anyway, on completely seperate news, Sky One are remaking cult TV show “The Prisoner” and have Christopher “I’m Not Doctor Who” Ecclestone. Why bother when this excellent remake already exists?

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