I love Xmas. On Christmas Eve, I received in the post my credit card bill containing various items bought for Xmas (OUCH!), a tax bill from the Inland Revenue to be paid on 31 January 2006 (DOUBLE OUCH!) and my first rejection email for “Dead Rock Star” (SATISFIED GRIN). I love Xmas.
But I don’t care. Do you know why? Because I own the best darned Christmas card in the WORLD. You might think that card you got from Autie Gladys of Victorian children skating on a frozen lake was good but my card will knock that into a cocked hat and then some. My card consists of a 3-D reindeer that you had to construct yourself. OK – so I only received ONE personal Xmas card from a corporate contact, but it still counts as a Xmas card and it is the best Xmas card I am ever likely to receive. I might as well meet my maker now. Anyway, here it is in its assemble-it-yourself cardboard splendour:

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