Category: Diary


Americana

The album began with the idea to create music that elicited the imagination to conjure up the sweeping vistas of America. Then the word Americana got stuck in my head. Then as I started to create the music, I thought wouldn’t it be nice to tell a story of a man who is in love with the American dream who gets a chance to trade in his life for another.

And so something that was going to be instrumental became a modern-day concept album telling the story of Eddie Pilgrim: The Last of the Electric Horsemen. The music tells a story both thematically and narratively and puts the hero in a very Faustian conundrum, but where would the Devil reside? Why in Las Vegas, of course! And so the gamble is played out on the roulette table and a decision needs to be made.

The music is eclectic: being painted instrumental, guitar driven pop to out-and-out progressive rock featuring a splash of faux mellotron to whet your whistle.

The CD version of the album comes complete with a second disc, which is a DVD that contains a 5.1 surround sound mix in both DTS and Dolby Digital, plus the stereo mix and a commentary track from myself talking about the making of the album. There’s also a discography track that features 60 minutes of music from my back catalogue and two bonus extra videos that didn’t make the final edit. The DVD-ROM section of the disc contains a PDF of the book of the album and a free multimedia eBook that’s compatible with the iPad.

So for your money you get over three hours of original content and the electronic album sleeve that takes you through the story of Eddie Pilgrim and his fight against the things he desires.

Houston ’77

Houston ’77

I remember 1977
When I first touched down
In Houston, Texas
I thought I’d landed in heaven
Proud boy with his dad
Transatlantic trip
Smartly dressed as was the fashion
Six year old little man
About to indulge his passion

Everything seemed so big
TV in the morning
Piggies in the blanket
For breakfast
Getting lost
In the King Size bed
Red Apples in the barrel
In the Hotel foyer
Were the size of your head

I was so happy
Even the tumble
Didn’t break me down
The escalator fall
Because I was scared
Mum pushed me forward
And I tripped
Dragging her with me
Landing in the US awkward

Swimming in the pool
Blue skies water cool
And then the trip
Of which memories are made
To the Space Centre
Kennedy bound
My rocket man dream come true
And dad I owed it to you

Houston we have a problem
Daddy’s going away
To start anew
Never coming back again
Despite all that he has to say
A fresh start, new family
Hard time ahead for you
And no-one can dine on memories
Even if a dream comes true

Americana

Looking out my hotel window
The sun rises over the mountains
And I can see the freeway
Spread out before me in seemingly infinite splendour
The muscle cars and gas guzzlers move on with no respite
Carrying their cargo downtown to their daily work

America home of the brave
Though the braves and the redskins are long gone
Driven to extinction by the white colonial settlers
Fleeing religious persecution in the old country
Go on to persecute those who don’t follow their false idols
No lessons learned
Put your hand against the screen
And pay the electric preacher man

Puritanical and conservative
Hiding skeletons and themselves in closets
And in the valley a procession of flesh
Is exhausted in commercial carnality
But even their time will come to pass
With the Internet and the camera in your phone
Turning every John and Jane Doe
Into pornographers in their own home

America land of the free
Where everything has its price
Including liberty and the guns that slaughter
Kids in schools or families in malls
Are held up with pride by those misguided
In distrust of their own countrymen
Mistakenly citing ancient constitutional treatise
That mean nothing in the modern world
But give them meaning
And the ability
To murder their own.

Self-appointed sheriff
With stetson pulled low and boots
Ready to ride roughshod
Over any foreign territory
That is deemed to be a threat
Whether real or perceived
You arm the enemies of your enemies
And then recoil in horror when
The enemies of your enemies
Use their weapons against you.

America in god you trust
Though trust has long deserted
Replaced by paranoia and fear
And you attempt to control your borders
But forget that your nation
Was built by the immigrants
For the immigrants
A mongrel race
The statue of Liberty watch over you
And remembers the hopes and dreams
Of the shuffling masses moving through
Under the gaze of the mother of exiles
Through Ellis island and out into the Big Country

Looking out my hotel window
The sun sets behind the mountains
And I can see the freeway
Spread out before me in an array of twinkling tiny lights
As the motor vehicles snake out into the suburbs
To rest for another day.

So sleep America and arise renewed…

Eddie Pilgrim awoke from a dream with a start; a dream of heat and brightness and dust and places unknown, to find himself not lying in his comfortable bed next to his wife of fourteen years, in the house he shared with his children. Neither was it the usual Monday morning of waking to work and counting down the hours until he could be free to concentrate on the real passions of his life.

Instead, Eddie Pilgrim sat bolt upright and spat out a mouthful of dust and bleary-eyed tried to make sense of what happened to his wife, his kids, his house and his mundane Monday. For it had been replaced by the heat of the desert, the dirty dryness, the cacti and cicada and the middle of nowhere. Thousands of miles lay between him and his previous life.

Scrambling to right himself, he cupped his hands over his eyes and tried to figure out exactly where he was. Overhead circled vultures, hungry, waiting in anticipation of their next meal, their next fallen buffet of dead meat. The one thing that Eddie Pilgrim was sure of was that he was lost. Taking in the wide expanse of the environment, the wide blue empty skies and the various flora and fauna that surrounded him, he deduced that he was lost somewhere in America.

“It’s like I’m in a bleeding Western!” he exclaimed, exasperated by this strange change of events.

Noticing the spiraling attention of the turkey vultures above him, Eddie decided that it was not safe to stay in the same spot and that he should find away back to civilisation. Looking down, he noticed that he was wearing his favourite snake skin boots, the ones that his wife Margaret had imported all the way from America for his birthday.

In fact, Eddie noticed that he wasn’t wearing his blue and white striped flannel pyjamas, but he was fully dressed in his favourite clothes, the clothes he liked to wear on a Friday night when he sang karaoke at the local club.

“I’m not going to be your ready meal today, cathartes aura,” he said looking around for a recognisable geographical feature before deciding to head straight onwards, “I know what you are, Mr Turkey Vulture. I’ve seen enough westerns and wildlife programmes to know that you are just waiting for me to expire. Well not today, not Eddie Pilgrim!”

After a while, walking in the heat and dust began to take its toll and Eddie began to slow his pace. He was grateful that he had awoken with his favourite fur felt black stetson screwed upon his head as it was doing its job well keeping the sun from his eyes and the heat from his already confused brain.

“I can’t believe I’m lost in the Big Country!” he exclaimed, “How did this happen? Why am I here? I should be at home. Not here, not lost, not here…”

Eddie, without noticing, had left the dirt and dust of the desert and found himself walking parallel to a tarmac road, a highway that stretched into the distance for what seemed like an eternity. When Eddie Pilgrim had realised his good fortune and that he had discovered the first evidence of actual civilisation, he felt his heart fill with hope and love.

Instinctively, he stuck up his thumb and put out his hand and waited for something to happen.

So tonight, BBC TV Centre at White City is closing its doors for the last time and bowing out of broadcasting. After fifty-three years of making televisual history, the ming-mongs who call themselves the powers-that-be somehow decided to relocate to Salford in a money-saving exercise. I will never understand this strategy because no-one wants to go to Salford. Three hours from the capital by train, how many celebrities will turn up for an interview? They’ll head to the ITV Studios (the old LWT studios on the South Bank) instead for a chat.

But what do I know? I’m just another Norman No-Nothing, ain’t I?

I have many memories of Television Centre, as I’ve had quite a few interviews there in the past. I remember one, where they actually offered me the job, but I’d have to take a pay cut of £6k, to which I politely withdrew my application during the interview.

The corridors were like a rabbit warren and it’s decor and overall feel was that of a long-gone era and it was hard not to be think back to Blue Peter or Swap Shop or whatever programme had ventured out into those self-same corridors. They had a familiarity about them.

Then there was the time I attended a taping of Top of the Pops on 13 October 1988 with The Missus (but she was still just The Girlfriend back then and hadn’t earnt her promotion). On that show was such delights as PP Arnold and the memory of nearly being knocked out by a camera dolly as I was hypnotised by Sabrina’s heaving bosom.

Ahhh, the memories. The band T’Pau did their thing and their performance was underlined by Carol Decker, obviously reacting to Sabrina being on the show, asking the crowd “Who wants to see my tits?” to which the crowd replied: “No-one”. The story appeared in The Sun the next day and it was that moment I knew that the tabloid press only printed the truth…

So farewell, BBC TV Centre and I predict that the rat’s nest at Salford will never come close to your achievements or your history. And I’ll leave the piece with my favourite photo of Charlie Drake in the atrium of the BBC studios, creating a striking image.

Charlie Drake at the BBC

Well it took a while, but here I am on a new webhost. Hopefully, everything works out OK.

I’m still upset about the passing of Kevin Ayers and so I thought I’d try and give him a tribute by covering one of his songs that’s my favourite. This is “Two Goes Into Four” from the album “The Confessions of Dr Dream” though you can also find it on the live album “1 June 1974.

If this has inspired you to explore Kevin Ayers work, you can find some of it here: http://bit.ly/kevinayers