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CD Review: Adrian Belew – Side One

I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with AB. Well, hate is too strong a word. Call it ambivalence (blimey, that was a massive downgrade). Some of his back catalogue I love with a passion (The Lone Rhino, Twang Bar King, Op Zop Too Wah) and the rest is OK-ish. Just OK-ish…I really can take it or leave it. And that’s not for want of trying folks. I really do try and love those other records but there’s something about them that leaves me going…”Uh”.

Anyway, that was the past and this is the future and the future is “Side One” – the first part of a three-part work issued on separate CDs (thanks, Ade. Dontcha think I am poor enough already?). So anyway what’s it like?

Well I really loved his last “proper” studio release Op Zop Too Wah. I thought it was clever, fun, intelligent, stupid and brilliant in equal measures. I love the fact that one minute it was out-and-out song writing and the next it was little fragments of instrumental lunacy. So what for Side One?

It opens with the track “Ampersand” which features Les Claypool on bass and Danny Carey on drums (they also play on the following two tracks). I like it in a backward-looking “Elephant Talk” kinda way – it’s got the same kind of scratchy rhythm guitar over it and I love the bass playing on it a lot. It skitters and jumps – and is a very busy start to the album. “I See the Writing on the Wall” again jumps back to AB’s work on “The Lone Rhino” – it’s an basically an instrumental with a lolloping rhythm track and AB saying “I see the writing on the wall” throughtout. It’s OK. It’s a chance for the guitarist to show of his chops, I guess.

“Matchless Man” feels like “Her Love is Mine” from Op Zop, but that’s probably more to do with the use of tabla and the dream-like vocals. It’s OK – but AB does these tracks too easily. Skip to “Madness” which is another instrumental. With dual guitars slipping all over the place. It’s seedy and slimy and nasty. I like it.

“Walk Around the World” is another typical AB pop song – again it sounds like an off-cut from Op Zop. It has fast syncopated lead guitar – a bit like Discipline-era KC actually. It’s OK – it might take a few plays before I really like this one. It’s too familiar at the moment.

“Beat Box Guitar” – this is more like it.
“Under the Radar” opens with a very pleasant guitar chords that I think I can play. 😀 But then he starts singing and ruins it. It’s OK – with lots of blips and bloops occupying the audio spectrum. It’s a lesser piece and I get the feeling he’s doing this on auto-pilot.

“Elephants” execrable nonsense. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Rhino II – but at least Lone Rhinocerus was clever and fun. This states the bleedin’ obvious and I can’t stand that. I don’t need the destruction of a species spelt out to me AGAIN.
“Pause” – throwaway puff.

An overview of this album would be to say that it starts off strong and then fizzles out. The instrumentals are good, but the sung-songs are nowhere near as clever as his previous efforts. Dare I say it? If this is indeed a 3-CD set, then I think/hope that most of filler is on this first disc because it is going to be really hard to justify shelling out another $50 for the accompanying two volumes.

To sum-up: one for the die-hard fans.

Darth Tater


This is Darth Tater…the Mr Potato Head version of Darth Vader. And yes, he is available to buy.

Sounds from an alien world…

I found these sound clips on the Cassini-Huygens webpage. For those of you who don’t know, Cassini-Huygens is the name of the space probe currently sitting on the surface of Titan, one of the moon’s of Saturn.
Alien winds as the probe descends
The sound of the radar during descent

That last sound file sounds a lot like the end of a song I recorded in 2000. Have a listen to it here and see if I was channeling sounds from an alien planet?

Review of Sows’ Ears

Just discovered that someone had very kindly written a short, positive review of my “Sows’ Ears & Silk Purses” 4-CD boxet.

GREAT BUY – BETTER OWN
Reviewer: staticmerry
AMAZING package! Well presented. Value for money. 4 disk set means your to find the musical ark of DARREN LOCK, from start to today, smoothly polished.

How cool is that? And I didn’t even have to sleep with anyone for that to happen! 🙂

Little Britain vs The Simpsons

I like the Simpsons…

I also like Little Britain…

So the story in the newspapers today is how some of the characters from Little Britain might be heading to Springfield. Here are two images of characters from LB that have been given a Simpsons makeover, courtesy of The Sun & The Evening Standard.

Bastardo by Charlotte Hatherley

I love the TV series “Spaced”. I also loved “Shaun of the Dead”. Both of these were directed by beardy clever-git Edgar Wright. Anyway, he’s just finished a pop video and here is it for you to see. How many stars of UK comedy can you spot in this? It’s called “Bastardo” and it is by Charlotte Hatherley (obviously the talented one from universally crap Oirish grunge-pop band Ash).

Hey, I quite liked it!

A Matter of Confidence

Whoo-hoo! Pay day today. I received a cheque for some work I did in October (yes, the only problem with being a freelancer is the long waits between finishing the work and receiving the money. Normally, I have to whinge like a bitch just to get a sniff of any cash, but this time around they paid up on time, which was nice of them).

More money came courtesy of CDBABY. It was $4.95 – OK, that’s not much, but that is pure profit from sales from Apple iTunes (US & Europe), Napster & Real Rhapsody. Now if you factor in that I get paid 65 cents for every download and a penny for every streamed play, you can understand my excitement. I must be selling something like seven songs a month. 🙂 All this and I don’t even promote my own music properly. So I can feel my big fat head get a little bigger with big fat pride. Uh-oh…

But if I can do this, can you imagine the kind of turnover proper recording artists are making from the digital download boom? And if you are an independent artist, own your own copyright and basically DIY without the big record companies, even if you don’t earn the big bucks, you can be happy in the knowledge that you get a bigger royalty cut than your musical peers with a record contract! 🙂

I guess the next thing would be to do a national tour. If only, eh? But I am still practising for possible live action. It’s still a bit of a dream, but I have worked out a number of stripped-down backing tracks for me to play lead guitar along to. My problem is whether or not punters will like to hear my music and whether or not they will accept instrumental guitar music without a proper band backing me up? I can’t see it myself, but I really would like to give it a crack. Here I am, 33 years old (turning 34) and I finally feel the confidence of my performance and music growing.

Crazy, ain’t it?