The latest firmware for the Roland GR-55 guitar synthesiser was launched in June 2012 and it features a number of new patches added to the existing list. Of course, the majority of these patches stink up the place like month-old blue cheese stored behind the radiator but there might be something here to interest you.

I know that I’m not the greatest guitar player in the world and have never claimed to be, so any snarky comments about my playing will be deleted and you will be blocked. If you want to be a YouTube arsehole, go do it on someone else’s channel. OK?